I’m surrounded by people who just wanna get blackout drunk for fun. Like nah man. Let’s go camping or take a road trip or do some stuff we haven’t done before. I wanna live.

12:35 am  •  20 June 2014  •  134,188 notes



What if colleges only made you pay the percentage of tuition that you failed, so if you got an average of 86 for the year you’d only have to pay 14% of the tuition, but if you got a 94 then it’d only be 6%. That way we’d be rewarding the success and even if you flunked the semester, you still wouldn’t have to pay for ALL of the tuition

You are the future. 

12:31 am  •  20 June 2014  •  385,799 notes


whenever my mom criticizes me i yell “it’s probably genetic” and run out of the room as fast as i can

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12:29 am  •  20 June 2014  •  521,163 notes


[finds the most sarcastic asshole in the series] my love

11:53 pm  •  18 June 2014  •  328,400 notes